As a new category on this blog, we’ll work hard to find the weirdest products sold online. Today we’ll show you what we believe are the funniest items offered for sale on Amazon.Com.
1. Uranium Ore
Advertised as the product that can give you super powers, has around 800 reviews and one of the top ones sounds like this:
“I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty”
2. Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
A great activity for you and your hommies, the gangsta rap coloring book will be an educating exercise. Not recommended for your kids, but really funny at grownup parties.
3. Bacon Air Freshener
Want your car to smell like bacon all day long ? Then this is the perfect gift for you. One of the top reviews is;
“This thing looks awesome on my rearview mirror. The scent didn’t seem to last that long but I’m happy to leave it up there for effect.”
4. Chicken Poop Lip Junk
Here’s a funny gag gift. Most of the reviews talk about a great smell and taste, but don’t get fooled by all those trolls, it’s not something you want to taste.
5. Nose Gel Dispenser
Give your guests that Eww sensation that never goes away with the Runny Nose Gel Dispenser.
6. 199 Vaginas: The Ultimate Photo Collection
Your very own cat collection. Everything you need to know about different races of cats. Great for single guys to help them… study.
7. Canned Unicorn Meat
Great gift for unicorn enthusiasts, one of the top reviews is:
“Do NOT eat too much of this stuff at once. I had the rainbow runs for a week. The entire complex smelled like hopes and dreams.”
8. Nickel from 2003
Some people claim that there are only a bunch of them left. You can get the 2003 nickel for $0.25 + $449 shipping price.
One happy customer reviewed the product like this:
“When I finally received this product, I only had one thing to say:
“I got a nickel, I got a nickel, I got a nickel! Hey, hey, hey, hey!””
9. Lady Bah Bah – Celebrity Inflatable/Blow Up SheepA funny gift or a great love toy ? You figure out yourself. One of the top rated reviews is:
“Exceeded all expectations. She performed admirably. Never had a headache. Provided hours of pure ecstasy. Then I shared her with my buddies. They loved her to. One guy actually then gave up his chicken.”
10. Magical Unicorn Mask
Because everyone needs one. For some reason. One of the top rated reviews is:
“I’m going to be honest, I have tried several different unicorn masks in the past. I have about 6 masks from various retailers around the internet and I’ve gotta say, this is the right one for me. When I put it on, I feel the rush of pretending I am a real-life unicorn! It is so realistically styled that there’s a connection I feel deep inside when I put it on”
11. Weener Kleener Soap
When you feel the need to be extra clean and for no other reason, get yourself the weenerkleener. We’d advise you to spend the extra $ and get a new soap instead of an used one. One of the top reviews is:
“Pros: This is a hit at the bath house, we play ring toss for hours! Cons: Waaay too big, it keeps falling off and retrieving it causes a train 8 guys deep. Oh, and it tastes gross.”
12. Voodoo Doll
If you ever need something to relax with, get the voodoo doll. One of the top reviews is this:
“This voodoo doll was a perfect stress reliever, it came with 10 pins and instructions…I don’t believe much in voodoo, but it did give me pleasure to poke the doll with pins.”
Bonus: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
A must have in anyone’s yard, this is your very own tank. One of the top reviews says:
“I’ll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I’ve purchased overpriced, so-called “battle tanks”, then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.But not this baby, no way.”