Funniest Amazon Products

The Funniest Amazon Products

Last Updated on December 30, 2022 | Written by CPA Alec Pow
First Published on June 4, 2014 | Content Reviewed by Certified CFA CFA Alexander Popivker

As a new category on this blog, we’ll work hard to find the weirdest products sold online. Today we’ll show you what we believe are the funniest items offered for sale on Amazon.Com.

Amazon is full of weird products

Considering that for most people, Amazon is their go-to online store for basically any product, Amazon makes it very easy for anyone to find anything at a decent price. And when you consider the same day delivery, how could you not like this website? And if you’re not set on getting the most expensive Amazon products, you can always find very cheap products, even cheaper than $1, with an almost perfect review score. Some of them not only have amazingly funny reviews, but they are amazingly funny themselves. This is why Amazon can be a place do to your hopping and a site for your daily entertainment, at the same time.

So, as you might expect, this favorite online retailer for many doesn’t just offer useful, normal items. It also has a plethora of strange ones. And of course, if these items exist, then there is a market for them – and some of these products are even sold in the thousands.

From a small piece of Uranium to unicorn meat and even the popular weenerkleener, below you will find some of the funniest products people sell on Amazon. Go through these products either for a quick laugh or to get ideas for a funky present that would make someone laugh hysterically. Make sure you get these items during promotional days or even Amazon’s Prime Day sales, to get them for the best possible price.

1. Uranium Ore

Uranium Ore

Advertised as the product that can give you superpowers, has around 800 reviews and one of the top ones sounds like this:

“I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty”

2. Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

gangsta rap coloring book

A great activity for you and your hommies, the gangsta rap coloring book will be an educational exercise. Not recommended for your kids, but really funny at grownup parties.

3. Bacon Air Freshener

Want your car to smell like bacon all day long? Then this is the perfect gift for you. One of the top reviews is;

“This thing looks awesome on my rearview mirror. The scent didn’t seem to last that long but I’m happy to leave it up there for effect.”

4. Chicken Poop Lip Junk


Here’s a funny gag gift. Most of the reviews talk about a great smell and taste but don’t get fooled by all those trolls, it’s not something you want to taste.

5. Nose Gel Dispenser

Give your guests that Eww sensation that never goes away with the Runny Nose Gel Dispenser.

6. 199 female…: The Ultimate Photo Collection

Your very own cat collection

Your very own cat collection. Everything you need to know about different races of cats. Great for single guys to help them… study.

7. Canned Unicorn Meat

canned unicorn meat

Great gift for unicorn enthusiasts, one of the top reviews is:

“Do NOT eat too much of this stuff at once. I had the rainbow runs for a week. The entire complex smelled like hopes and dreams.”

8. Nickel from 2003

nickel from 2003

Some people claim that there are only a bunch of them left. You can get the 2003 nickel for $0.25 + $449 shipping price.

One happy customer reviewed the product like this:

“When I finally received this product, I only had one thing to say:

“I got a nickel, I got a nickel, I got a nickel! Hey, hey, hey, hey!”

9. Lady Bah Bah – Celebrity Inflatable/Blow Up Sheep

A funny gift or a great love toy? You figure it out yourself. One of the top-rated reviews is:

“Exceeded all expectations. She performed admirably. Never had a headache. Provided hours of pure ecstasy. Then I shared her with my buddies. They loved her too. One guy actually then gave up his chicken.”

10. Magical Unicorn Mask

Because everyone needs one. For some reason. One of the top-rated reviews is:

“I’m going to be honest, I have tried several different unicorn masks in the past. I have about 6 masks from various retailers around the internet and I’ve gotta say, this is the right one for me. When I put it on, I feel the rush of pretending I am a real-life unicorn! It is so realistically styled that there’s a connection I feel deep inside when I put it on”

11. Weener Kleener Soap

the weener kleener soap

When you feel the need to be extra clean and for no other reason, get yourself the weenerkleener. We’d advise you to spend the extra $ and get a new soap instead of a used one. One of the top reviews is:

“Pros: This is a hit at the bathhouse, we play ring toss for hours!
Cons: Waaay too big, it keeps falling off, and retrieving it causes a train 8 guys deep.
Oh, and it tastes gross.”
12. Voodoo Doll
If you ever need something to relax with, get the voodoo doll. One of the top reviews is this:
“This voodoo doll was a perfect stress reliever, it came with 10 pins and instructions…I don’t believe much in voodoo, but it did give me pleasure to poke the doll with pins.”
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